Monday, March 19, 2012

Hell's Kitchen is just that

When I planned my season back in the fall, I scheduled races as A, B or C events.  "A" events are the most important, B, less so, etc.  Hell's Kitchen was an A event for me this year, primarily because it was my first race last year after only three weeks of training and I performed so poorly that, although I finish (Never Quit!), they DNP'd me... Did Not Place.  Humiliating and motivating at the same time.  So this Sunday was my opportunity to redeem myself and show how hard I've worked over the past 12 months.  I was completely confident I could ride well up the Hell's Kitchen climb and position myself for a strong finish and possibly a win.

I've been riding really well lately and fine tuning my legs for specific racing demands.  Last Sunday we raced Rouge Roubaix, a tough 106 mile race with about 25 miles of dirt/gravel roads and some punchy little climbs thrown in to make sure the winner was a strong man, and not just a pretender.  If you read my last post, you know I felt strong last weekend but had some bad luck with a flat tire at the very wrong time in the race.  The week following the race, I've been training and resting trying to balance my need to continue to get stronger and also recover from over 5 hours of racing on Sunday.  I was struggling a little with sleep and feeling like my legs weren't quite coming back as quickly as they should.  Saturday, Hunter and I went out for what we call "leg openers"... they're basically sub max efforts designed to "open" up the legs the day before a race.  Most people might find this counter-intuitive, thinking rest before a race is the way to prepare.  It isn't.  Doing some hard race type efforts the day before has a way of waking up the body and helping one feel alert and ready for max efforts the following day.  The most important day to rest before an event is two days before.  Likewise, typically two days after a hard effort is when you'll feel it's effects the most.  During our interval session Saturday morning, the legs weren't feeling progressively better as they typically do with each interval.  This concerned me a little, not too much, but enough to let me know I may not be 100% on race day.

After our morning ride, we loaded up the motor home and drove up to Hogeye, Arkansas, a little area south of Fayetteville, where the race is staged in the parking lot of a small, old church.  We found a premium spot for the motor home, got set up and prepared our very first dinner on the bus. Spaghetti with ground elk marinara sauce.  It was a nice, relaxing and peaceful way to prepare for "Hell" the next morning.

Woke up after a decent nights sleep, made coffee and breakfast and started hosting team mates as they found their way to the bus.  Strategy talks began and everyone started to turn on the race attitudes.  It's funny how we can have one personality in our daily life but once it's race time, we change completely.  We become very focused and not necessarily the sweetest people in the world.  We race to win, and it's not always a pretty.

A few of the guys talking race strategy before all HELL broke loose.

OKC Velo came out in a big way for Hell's Kitchen with at least 12 men prepared to race the Masters event.  We decided this was overkill and so four of us entered the Cat 3 event instead.  Jay Hawkins, Tony and John LaSorsa and yours truly.  We warmed up, talked strategy and rode to the start line just in time for roll call.

The course is a 20 mile loop resembling a rectangle and running generally north and south.  We were scheduled to ride two and half laps making for three times up the big hill.  The race began innocently enough with everyone wanting to conserve energy before the first time up the climb, about 11 miles away.  I hung out at the back of the pack and chatted with some old CARVE teammates when a lone attacker when up the road after only about 4 miles into the race.  I never saw who it was and frankly wasn't too worried.  The wind was picking up and we had 48 miles still and three times to race up the climb, this guy was NOT going anywhere.  The closer we got to the climb, the closer I got to the front of the group.  There was an intermediate hill about 5 miles before the big one and I went to the front in my big chain ring to warm up my legs a little. I wasn't feeling too sprite this morning and was worried I might not get fully warmed up before we hit the base of the Hell's Kitchen climb. We crested the top of the intermediate hill and caught sight of the guy up the road.  It was my teammate John LaSorsa.  If there is one thing you can say about Masters racers, they attack, a lot.  I guess we've experienced so much in our lives that risking a little leg pain doesn't register in our brains anymore. We caught John just before the big climb and I gave him a pat on the back for a job well done.

The beginning of Hell's Kitchen climb, or "Tomato Rd" as it's known locally, is a short steep'ish ramp that disappears into the trees about a quarter a mile later.  After this initial ramp, the road eases a little as it skirts the base of the mountain.  Rolling up the climb, my heart rate was unusually high even though we weren't working very hard.  I'm sitting in the top 8-10 guys because once we crest the official summit, there remains a false flat and a cross wind which makes it very difficult to catch back on if you're already in the red zone and behind the leaders.  The climb continues for another half mile or so and then begins to steepen again until it levels a little and you can see the real part of the climb ahead which looks like a narrow paved wall that you can reach out and touch.  This narrow wall is VERY steep and just as you think it can't get steeper, the road turns to the right and gets, well, steeper-er.  The steepest section then turns to the left for the final 200 meters to the finish line.  I managed to hang on to the lead group over the top, but in all honesty, was completely pegged.  I didn't want to look at my computer to see what my heart rate was and didn't need to because I literally had tunnel vision and my arms were numb from oxygen debt.  For those of you non-endurance sports people, this is NOT a good sign.  I was hurting and it took everything I had to stay with the group over the top.

Once over the climb, the road turns back to the north for a mostly downhill run of about 7 miles.  The wind was out of the south at about 10-15 mph and so the pace was quick along this section.  We descended the mountain and with very little effort topped 52 mph as my max speed.  Some of the bigger guys were hitting over 55 I'm sure.  We continued to push hard, essentially closing the door on anyone who had been dropped on the climb.  I was slowly recovering when we turned west,  hitting the crosswinds again.  The first loop had been completed and I'm already in the hurt locker after only about 21 miles.  I'm not feeling confident about the next time up the hill which will definitely come too soon.  Luckily, John LaSorsa decided to attack, again, and this time took about 4 guys with him up the road.  Enough teams were represented that we were now in blocking mode, which Jay Hawkins and I were obligated and happy to do.  There were a lot of attacks from guys wanting to bridge up to the break but those 5 had over two minutes on us and were out of sight and out of reach.

How do you make a twenty mile loop go by quickly?  You throw a really hard hill a little over halfway into it and call it "Hell's Kitchen."  If you really dread something, it's guaranteed to happen much sooner than you'd like it to.  Damn that hill came too soon.  We started the climb for the 2nd time and I was with the front group halfway up but the signs weren't good.  Jay Hawkins rides past me with a little sage advice to manage my effort.  The first time up the hill, my heart rate was really high, and even though I felt bad, I could at least utilize my full aerobic abilities to claw my way into the lead pack.  This second time I couldn't get my heart rate up, which is much worse and a sure sign that I was fatigued.  Regardless, the race is still happening and I needed to find a way to get to the top with the leaders.  We hit the second steep'ish section of the big climb and I came off the back of the lead group.  I decided to allow myself some breathing room on the steepest section of the hill and ride my own pace (as if I really had a choice at this point) and hope that some of the guys would slow down as the hill got steeper. The pressure was on though and once we hit the wall, I was getting gapped further.  I teamed up with Andrew Moffitt and one other guy I didn't know, Ronnie, I think is his name, and started our chase with the lead group just up the road.  We were working well together and kept the group from increasing their lead on us, but we never made much of a dent in the gap.  As we rounded the course and back into the headwind, my legs began to shut down.  By the time we hit the intermediate hill for the third time, I was done.  I sat up deciding it was better to roll in easily and do less damage to my form than try and race for 17th place and dig a deeper hole to try and recover from.

One last time up the hill and slowly across the finish line greeted by teammates.  I was happy to have this race over.  This was a very poor performance on my part and while I understand why I rode the way I did, I was still not very happy with it. It's such an awful feeling to race this way but I know the legs will recover and I'll have much better days ahead.  I guess my biggest disappointment is selecting this event as an A race and not riding well.  Failure is never an easy pill to swallow... in fact, its a downright horse choker.

John LaSorsa stayed away in his break and was rewarded with 3rd place.  Jay Hawkins managed to contest the final hill with the pack but not sure his final placing in our Cat 3 group.  Hunter and Frank Jakofcich finished 2nd and 3rd in the Masters race for OKC Velo.  Hunter ended up 1st and Frank 2nd in the 40+ category.  Most impressive of all was Evan East's 2nd place finish in the Men's Cat 4 race. Evan (15) put himself in a break of 6 riders and rode brilliantly to place 2nd just behind another wunderkind 16 year old... sorry, I don't have his name but my guess is we'll all know it very soon.  Arkansas has some incredible junior talent right now.  Look out world, we may be sending a few guys to the Tour de France in a few years.

Time to eat, rest and get ready for the next race which should be the Northwest Arkansas Classic, again in the Fayetteville area in two weeks.

Monday, March 12, 2012

2012 Rouge Roubaix

I'm tired... really tired.  Yesterday was my first Rouge Roubaix, a 106 mile race through Cajun country with about 25 miles of dirt road and steep hills thrown in to make it interesting.  A leisurely ride of 106 miles with friends and a coffee stop, or two, is hard enough.  Racing under these road conditions in what has become a very prestigious race, brings on a whole new level of "what the f@#k!" My race didn't go as planned but I was not alone on this beautiful, warm winter day. A lot of casualties besides me and each with a great story behind it I'm sure.  The nature of a race like this warrants some poetic waxing, but I'm soooo tired, I'm going to leave that to the guys at Rapha.  Instead, I'm going to give this one to you business style, yep, you got it, bullet points.  Just remember, I'm sparing you the Power Point presentation, so you can thank me now.


  • Masters Race (about 90 men, plus the women's field) rolled out neutral at 8:30 a.m.
  • The fastest 3 mile neutral start in the history of bicycle racing ensued.
Photo: Michael Lyons 
Rolling out from the hotel
  • Race is now live, small break goes off the front with Hunter East and Peter Beland driving the boat.
  • Peter and Hunter get a good gap
  • Panic (not me, but everyone else panics)
  • Chasing begins and no one is warmed up...who warms up for a 106 mile event!?
  • Should have warmed up, no seriously, this would have been smart.
  • Hunter and Peter are out of sight
  • Tight twisty roads and the chase is fast and furious.
  • The pack is much smaller now
  • Scott Gurganus rides up to me and says this is the fastest start to this race, ever. 
  • At least I think that's what he said, most of the blood was in my legs at this point.
  • Hunter and Peter are reeled back at about mile 20. 
  • Hunter flats but gets quick wheel change and back in the group  
  • Pack settles in before positioning battles start prior to the first dirt section at mile 25
  • I hit the first dirt section in about 15th position
  • Legs are awesome today and I'm officially warmed up now.
  • Field is splitting further under the pressure of the pace and the gravel road
  • I'm now sitting 10th or 12th about two miles into the 8 mile section
  • Rear tire goes flat... s#@t !
  • The spare wheel truck is no where in sight
  • Two minutes later wheel changed and I start hammering
  • See Peter Beland putting his broken bike in the wheel truck, along with himself.
  • Finish first dirt section alone with pack no where in sight
Photo: Michael Lyons 
End of first dirt section, alone, utterly alone.
  • Collect two guys so I can have someone to talk to for the rest of the day (70 miles)
  • Pick up bottles at feed zone 50 miles into race... thank you dude! You know who you are :)
  • Pack of 25 catches us (dropped guys from our field)
  • Ride with this group to the second dirt section
  • Hit Blockhouse hill around mile 66 and feeling strong.  
  • By the end of this dirt/sand section, we went from 25 to 6
Photo: Michael Lyons 
Top of Blockhouse Hill
  • Ride with this group to the third dirt section at mile 83
  • This "dirt" road is actually loose sand and gravel. But I guess "loose sand and gravel" road doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely, so we'll stick with "dirt" road. 
  • Our group hits the steep loose hill.  
  • Did the unthinkable, had to dismount but going as fast as the guy riding next to me.
  • Back on the bike and now there are two guys out of the 6 ahead of me.
  • I catch one of them as he repairs his flat.
  • Catch more guys from the 3/4 race, they ride with me, then disappear behind me
  • Beautiful forest. 
  • "Dirt" road apparently ended and pavement began.  I honestly couldn't tell the difference.
  • Finally some decent pavement.
  • Well, that lasted for about a mile, back to the pavement that was originally laid in 1912 and hasn't been touched since.
  • Catch a few more guys and keep riding, they're dead on their bikes and can't respond to my greetings.
  • Legs are still working fairly well with about 10 miles to go.
  • 6 more miles, a small group is catching me.
About 4 miles to go. Low water crossing.
  • Only two guys in this group catch me, I passed these guys earlier (Cat 3s I think), 
  • One of these two literally disappears as quickly as he got there.  I'm still a little worried about him.
  • The others never made it up to me, which leaves me and the new guy. 
  • We start working together and actually riding fairly fast... woohoo! I'm racing again.
  • I ride in with the new guy who is fighting fatigue and couldn't ride in a straight line if he had to. But he keeps riding hard.
  • Courage, this race takes plenty of it.
  • Up the last hill and done... well, almost.
  • Still have to ride 2 miles back to the hotel.
Quick, somebody take a picture of me, I look so darn good!
  • Finished 19th
  • Still tired.
Alex Harvie

Well, that's about it. The rest of our crew had similar luck but Hunter was successful in pulling out a 4th place on the day, an awesome result especially considering he was cramping and lost a two minute lead with about 23 miles to go.  Evan East had a flat and other mechanical problems.  He packed it in at mile 52.  Kris French flatted twice in the first 17 miles and rode in alone to finish 18th in the Pro,1,2 field in a time that would have most likely won the Masters race.  Packed up the bus and started the long drive home.  Fell asleep on the couch...awesome, then woke up, ate, and went back to sleep. Repeated this several times for good measure.

I'm already thinking about next year and hoping for better luck, but first, Hell's Kitchen is this weekend with a new finish on top of the Hell's Kitchen climb, that won't hurt at all!

Kris French pretending to be the Six Million Dollar Man running at 60 mph down the highway.


Monday, March 5, 2012

Crosswind Classic

The first race of the season is in the books and I'm fairly happy with the outcome.  I didn't net a "W" as I had hoped but I did everything I could to win given how the race worked out.  The weather was fantastic and the temps almost tipped 60 by the time we exited our neutral roll-out in Galloway, Arkansas.  The course, an unbelievably flat 12.8 mile loop, was not too windy, although it was blowing and as usual, had an impact on our tactics.

Normally I wake up on race morning with a few butterflies but this day was different.  The day before, Friday, I was nervous and could distinctly feel the pit in my stomach.  Nothing too outrageous for the first race of the season... but regardless, the feelings were there and I never really like that feeling. Oddly enough, come race morning, I woke up without even a single nervous tinge but did have a burning desire to race.  This was a great start to the day and made my morning cup of Rossland Mountain coffee go down that much easier.    Drove over to Hunters where we loaded up the Rockstar motorhome and cruised to the Truck Center of Arkansas parking lot for the race staging and signup.  After getting the bus parked and set-up, we had enough time to give friends a tour of Hunter's new toy and get ourselves leisurely organized for the days event.

Two of our teammates, Tony LaSorsa and Bob Brown drove in from Oklahoma and we got busy talking trash and strategy for the days racing.  Hunter had decided to race the Pro, 1,2  event and the rest of us were going to slog away in the Masters field which ended up with 40+  riders from around the region.

Most cyclists are a little apprehensive about the first race of the season as no one has really had a chance to test their legs and you never know who will show up having secretly trained hard all winter and ready to dole out the punishment.  Me, I'm more worried about choosing a good pair of sunglasses to shield my eyes from the intense glare of all the white legs in the peloton.  You may be the strongest guy in the bunch, but when your legs have the pigment content of sheet of copy paper, you just don't look fast.  The only good news is, everyone is looking about the same with the exception of the guys who either refuse to shave their legs or just haven't gotten around to it yet.  At least they have a slight buffer of hair to absorb the intense rays of reflected sunlight.

Pigment or no pigment, it was time for racing.  I lined up under the impression that nothing was going to get away from the peloton given the flat and not too windy conditions.  After our short neutral roll out, I positioned myself at the back of the pack only to see the Tyson Food and Snapple teams out of NW Arkansas positioning themselves at the front.  I decided to ride up to the front and no sooner had I done this than the first attack went up the road with less than a mile into the race.  I noticed one Snapple, one Tyson and one of my Teammates up the road.  Given the number of riders Snapple and Tyson had in our field, they could easily block and discourage an effective chase and I desparately wanted in the break.  I wasn't warmed up, but what the hell.  I let it rip and attacked with everything I had in hopes of bridging the gap alone and helping to drive this break 52 miles to the finish.  Unfortunately, I ended up dragging 7 other men up with me but there was good news here... we now had a large enough break that if we worked well together, we could keep this group clear of the main field for the entire race without spending a tremendous amount of energy.  I would much rather sprint against 10 other guys than 40 or more so it was time to help make this effort stick.

Photo: Lea Ann Bumpers

Rolling through the Finish/Feed zone - Yours truly hanging out at the back while the guys grab their food and water.

Photo: Lea Ann Bumpers

Water!? I don't need no stinking water!

We set off making excellent tempo riding around 29 mph and quickly putting time on the main field.  After our first of 4 laps, we could no longer see the group behind us and so everyone continued to cooperate and gain distance on our rivals.  Our breakaway group consisted of 4 Tyson, 4 Snapple, 2 OKC Velo and one other guy I did not know.  The important thing at this point was to mark any attacks that had at least one Snapple and one Tyson rider.  There were a few attacks on the third lap and Tony and I were able to chase these breaks down and keep the group together.  As we rolled along on our last lap, I was confident there would be some attacks in the last 5 miles and so decided I was going to play my cards by being in each and every one of them until one stuck.  After the final turn leading up to the finish about 4 miles out, Bruce Dunn (Tyson) attacked and took Pat Zimmerman (Snapple) with him.  I quickly rode up to them and we got a small gap from the group.  I was positive we would stay away and sprint for the win between the three of us.  What I wasn't considering was the lone guy in our group, that I did not know, who ultimately chased us down and brought the entire breakaway back together.... I was not a happy camper when we were caught, but bitching and moaning was not going to win this race so I made it into another break which was also short lived.  We were getting very close to the finish and Snapple was beginning to set tempo in hopes of setting up Eugene Kirsch for the sprint. With about 1 kilometer to go, I sat third wheel just behind Zimmerman and had my teammate, Tony, on my wheel.  Tony is a better sprinter than I so it made sense to put him in a position to win after I had burned a few matches trying to make the all of the late race breakaways.

Zimmerman was now leading us into the final 300 meters and I was immediately on his wheel.  I was positioned slightly to his right side trying to take advantage of the crosswind draft when he sat up and moved hard to his right.  No sooner had he done this than the Tyson guys launched their sprint.  I had to hit my brakes and come around Zimmerman (sorry for yelling at you Pat) and by the time I had done that, the sprint was heading up the road.  Tony's legs weren't cooperating and he had a not so typical sprint which netted him 5 place.  I rolled in 6th and none too happy about it.  However, after a little reflection, I was happy with the day and how my form is coming along.  Flat races are not my thing so helping to establish the race long break and getting 6th overall, not too bad for the first race of the season.

Photo: Lea Ann Bumpers

Rolling across the line in 6th, not too happy at the time.  I'm much better now.

Photo: Lea Ann Bumpers

Tony LaSorsa rolling across in 5th with me in tow.

I'd like to send a special shout out to the Tyson guys for finish 1,2,3 in our race and mopping up the lion's share of the prize money.  The OKC Velo Pirates will be out for revenge at Hell's Kitchen!  I'd  also like to send a big "thank you" to my other team mate, Bob Brown, for keeping the pack at bay and allowing our break to succeed.  A special "kudos" to Lea Ann Bumpers for taking some great shots of the race as she always does.
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Up next, Rouge Roubaix.  106 miles of Southern Louisiana epic road/dirt racing this weekend.  I'm going to need all of the cycling gods on my side for what will surely be a major suffer fest.